Move Along, Nothing To See Here.
It was one of those games where you were glad that you dug your winter coat out and you envied the others who had the comfort of feeling their car keys in their pockets meaning they could get put out their misery early.
The only plus from yesterdays match up was three points and me purchasing a rather fetching Heidi hat to wear over the coming months.
Fantastic fantasy football was not on the menu as our tactics amounted to lobbing hopeful balls in Aiden McGeady’s general direction. This meant it gave the impression of him actually doing something constructive and the obligatory MOTM award by the sponsors.
The Paisley Pirates attack consisted of two attackers blessed with all the grace and refinement of a wardrobe falling off a lorry but as usual The Sieve took pity and granted them a goal that was a bucket of errors.
I had the pleasure of catching up on The Championship that program that is MOTD mixed with Crimewatch and a gloating Baggie e-mailed in saying his team could now attack and defend and was TonyMowbray watching.
I don’t blame Mowbray for the dearth of quality in our centre back area. I’m more puzzled that he held the view that they were good enough in the first place.
Those who were still around saw The Man Who Stares At Goats awarded Celtic a penalty, send off the wrong player then have the balls to call the player back onto the park. Those who claim bias over incompetence should be reconsidering that view.
I was more embarrassed watching 3 Celtic players fight over the ball and not being confident that any of them would score the spot kick.
So, enjoy the videos..watch Boydchenko, despite his goalscoring record prove that he is no King Of Kings and bask in the warm glow of our strikers scoring: hay it’s a positive.
Have a nice Sunday those who will not be shifting their hungover arses from their DFS buy now pay later couches as they drown in Murdoch inspired Derby Sunday of Birmingham, Merseyside, London and El Classico.
I’m off to question why people have christenings on such a momentous day.