Soccer Fan Blog

Praise the Lord! 

Vermaelen is ok. I heard that his leg broke but God was scared to displease him so he fixed it for him. And don’t
be surprised if God uses his second miracle of the week to see Vermaelen playing against United, and as a result of this there will be a massive natural disaster in some 3rd world country.
That’s just the price God has to pay to keep Vermaelen happy and stop him revolting. 

Anyway enough of the crap. We take on Man United on Sunday and we should have a really, really good side out. I
don’t expect the Bendy Bus to hit the ground running but at least his physicality should give Vidic and Evans (?) some problems. Flanking him should be Arshavin and Rosicky or
Nasri.  

Our midfield should be our strongest possible line up following Alex Song’s return from Angola. I’m so glad he’s
back for this tie. A midfield with him and Diaby in really should give us enough physicality to deal with Fletcher/ Carrick/ Anderson/ Scholes or whoever they put out. Whereas Denilson might
have shied away when those cunts were flying in with their studs up Song will just laugh and get stuck in.  

Finally, at the back we should have a ful strength back four (obviously Vermaelen will probably be out for Sol
Campbell but I’m praying he isnt) with Manuel Almunia, who is improving of late, playing in Goal. 

Now I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that this is in the top 5 of the most important 90 minutes in the
history of the world. Probably more important than the final 90 minutes of the battle of the Somme, more important than that time during the Cold War where the US and Russia were about to
launch nuclear weapons and sure as shit more important than Margaret Thatcher’s hellish existence. 

Im hoping Le Prof would have spent all week drumming this into the players and that Arshavin will be pumped up like
he always is for these big games. Speaking of big game players, how much more confident would you be going into sunday if you had a 26 year old Thierry Henry in the team? 

There are some new transfer rumours flying around but im not even going to pay lip service to them because fuck all
is going to happen. And anyone who thinks different can answer to Vermaelen. Do you
know he turned up late for training on his first day and Wenger fined the rest of the squad for being early? And Vermaelen doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the Earth down. 

Right I think I’ve ran out of crap to say now. Lets all join together in wishing Chelsea, United, Liverpool, City,
Sp*rs and Hull a terrible, terrible weekend. 

Much Love.